Feb. 6th, 2006

Stillerz.

Feb. 6th, 2006 02:01 am
oneirophrenia: (New Year's Eve)
Ohmygod. The Stillerz won the Superbowl and Pittsburgh went BATSHIT INSANE! From the Colony, all you could hear was honking horns and yelling....It sounded like the Apocalypse had begun on the South Side, as the Four Horseman--Ben Roethlisberger, Hines Ward, Jerome Bettis, and Antoine Randall El--came charging up Carson Street.

My god does my throat hurt.

But, man...FUCK YEAH!

What a way for Bettis to retire. :)

Ohyeah, and much love to [livejournal.com profile] vocis for the halushki and the pierogies and, my god, the smoked homemade kielbasa. A STONECOLD PATCH-HUNKIE/YINZER FEAST.
oneirophrenia: (Ear!)
All of Pittsburgh, Super Bowl™ Sunday, February 5, 2006:




Everyone:
WOOOOOO!




— Submitted by William Pitt

Yeah. NO FUCKING FAKE!

Oh, yum.

Feb. 6th, 2006 02:20 am
oneirophrenia: (Contemplative Doctor)
For all you terata enthusiasts Out There--and you know who you are--here's an online version, complete with illustrations, of Gould and Pyle's 1896 classic Anomalies and Curiosities of Medicine.

Delicious.

Oh, to live in the 1890s...when you could still make a living just because you have a vestigial arm growing from your neck.
oneirophrenia: (Berzerk2)
Scientists finally have some direct, physical observations that may explain what dark matter is.

But I have my own theory, based on observations conducted during the Super Bowl last night.

I suspect that Jerome Bettis may, in fact, be composed partially of dark matter. After all, dark matter is incredibly massive but only weakly interacts with gravity and baryonic (or normal) matter. This would help explain why A) Bettis can be the size of a public transportation vehicle and yet move on his feet as though he massed no more than me; and B) it usually takes at least four opposing defensive linemen (all of whom are, presumably, composed primarily of baryonic matter) to stop Bettis. I believe this question could be answered should Jerome Bettis donate a small amount of tissue to CERN for testing in their supercollider.
oneirophrenia: (r0b0t)
<td align="center"> Derek C. F. Pegritz --
[adjective]:

Fuzzy to the touch

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com</td>


I was sure it would read something like: "Now there's only M.E."

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