Feb. 12th, 2006

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Today is Darwin Day...but let us not, in our celebration of the wonders of evolution, forget that there is an underside to evolution, as well:

I'm talking about DE-evolution. Or devolution.

Best known to all as...DEVO.

And in the words of "Smart Patrol/Mr. DNA":

he's been with the world
and i'm tired of the soup du jour
he's been with the world
i wanna end this prophylactic tour

afraid nobody around here
understands my potato
guess i'm only a spudboy
looking for a real tomato

the smart patrol
nowhere to go
suburban robots that monitor reality
common stock
we work around the clock
we shove the poles in the holes!


So be aware, O my spudly brethren--this is SCIENCE. This is KNOWLEDGE AND TRUTH. That as many choose their mutations wisely and earn their extra rungs on the evolutionary ladder, there are those who out of laziness, religious pandering, fear and/or eXXXtreme Partisan Thinking(tm) are in fact sliding down the ladder, squandering their precious DNA and the future of their species in the name of stupidity.

DUTY NOW FOR THE FUTURE!

WE MUST REPEAT!
wait a minute something's wrong...
he's the man from the past
he's here to do us a favor
a little human sacrifice
it's just supply and demand

mr. kamikazi mr. dna
he's an altruistic pervert
mr. dna mr. kamikazi
he's here to spread some genes

wait a minute something's wrong...
he's a man with a plan
his finger's pointed at devo
now we must sacrifice ourselves
that many others may live

ok we've got a lot to give
this monkey wants a word with you

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