Jun. 6th, 2006

oneirophrenia: (Fascist Pink)
The day has come.

The last trumpet has sounded in the heavens.

And now I must stand revealed, my mission to complete.

You see....

I AM THE LAST LIVING DESCENDANT OF THE ROYAL BLOOD OF LUCIFER.

Opus Dei tried to stop me. And failed.

George W. Bush and the Christian Right tried to stop me. I made them cry like little girls.

NOW WITNESS AS I BRING FORTH EXTRAORDINARY AND AWESOME DOOM.

Starting next week. Or maybe the week after.

I'll get around to it. Believe me.

MY PROCRASTINATION WILL ONLY BUILD YOUR DREAD, so the Apocalypse will be even worse than you originally imagined when I finally get around to it.
oneirophrenia: (Default)
Oh Emm Eff Gee, [livejournal.com profile] inmostlight--you were right: The Robocop Kraus are the coolest damn band. Like a combination of !!!, Devo, Talking Heads, and...ummm, more Devo--and German, too! Rock the fuck out. Heads up, spuds--this is the CD of the jams you have been waiting for.

Duty now for the future!
oneirophrenia: (Conjoined Fetal Skeleton)
Doctors in China remove baby's awesome third arm.

Now his career in sideshows is shot forever! He is now little more than a Pink.

Poor kid. I know how it feels, brother. I still miss my vestigial tail.

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