So, for a while now, in between all my other projects, I've been working on a rap album. Mainly because, years ago, Mikey Shaeffer recognized my inate defness and gave me the nickname "White Chocolate." I figured, hell, I needed to write a couple of silly jams and release them for shits n' giggles.
But there was always one thing holding me back: I didn't have an album title and for the life of me couldn't think up one. Well, mirvana
fixed that situation the other day when I mentioned white chocolate as one of my favorite yums, and she said, "Ugh, I can't stand white chocolate. It's got all of the fat and none of the flavor!"
And like a penny shot from an orbital railgun right at my funk-bone, it hit me--ALL A THA PHAT, NONE A THA FLAVA!
So I've worked out a few working song titles, too, and here they be
Tha Croatian Sensation
My Flow is Like Tha Nile (Sluggish n' Filthy)
Hangin' wit Ma Wang
Bacardi n' Benadryl
Tha Suckity-Fuckity Sex Weed (obligatory smoker's song, even though it'll just be about me getting all excited to smoke up and have sex with rap chicks, but it just makes me hungry and tired, so all I really do is eat and lot and fall asleep in the motel room before the ho's even show up)
Tha Grey Cat Beat Bounce (in which I prove, mathematically, that my cat has more game than all you sucka MCs put together)
Good god, this is going to be ridiculous.