1. My name is - What? My name is....Who? My name is...Slim Pegritz
2. I may seem – loud crude and, above all else, mean-spirited
3. But I'm really – overly polite if i like you, and an extreme pacifist beneath the pseudofascistic rhetoric
4. People who know me think I'm – a decent fella, fiercely loyal to his friends, though strange as hell
5. If you knew me you'd probably – be at least as weird as i am, because if you weren't, there's no way you could take the 24/7/365 onslaught of surreality that is ME.
6. Sometimes I feel – comfortably numb. I love those moments.
7. In the morning I – have a cup of cofffee, eat breakfast, and get psyched up for teaching.
8. I like to sleep – a LOT. My body needs sleep desperately, especially NPOW
9. If I could be doing anything right now I would be – hanging out with aidinslevel
and Tha Kid in a nice shady park somewhere, all sprawled on the lawn, dozing off pleasantly
10. Money is – something i desperately need more of (thank the gods the semesters just around the corner)
11. One thing I wish I had is - a full-time job with benefis
12. One thing I have that I wish I didn't is - a body so packed wit bad genes it's a,azimg I can get up and go to work everyday
13. All you need is – someone to care about you, music, good literature, and peace & quiet
14. All I need is - someone to care about me, music, good literature, peace n' quiet. ADN SLEEP.
15. If I had one wish it would be – for it be the year 3000 already and for me to be comfortably sequestered forever in a virtual scape built fro equal parts old gothic lit, Tron, the 18th Century, and HPL stories (with me as Nyarlathotep, duh).
16. Love is – something I crave, but fear terribly
17. My body – is am unsalvageable wreck
18. If an angel flew into my window at night I would – go outside and stand over it, laughing at its broken neck and its inmability t comprehend the existence of see-through glass.
19. If a demon crashed into my window I would - totally help a brotha out.
20. If I could see one person right now it would be - guess. :)
21. Something I want but I don't really need is – a new scanner for my compuer
22. Something I need but I don't really want is - surgery to fix a certain vascular problem in the wangular region that has been bugging me on and off since i was 15.
23. I live for – music. Good music, bad music, i don't care most of the time--I just need awesome sounds to keep me going.
24. I dare you all to – strip bare-ass naked and run through Okland at rush hour screaming lines fomr Milton's Paradise Lot
at the tops of uyour lungs!
25. I am afraid of - a long, lingering, slow, agonizing death (like every other member of my family)
26. It makes me angry when - people lie to me or string me along because i'm gullible and dull-witted sometimes
27. I dream about - alternate universes
28. I daydream about – cool songs or stories to write.