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oneirophrenia) wrote2005-03-01 05:23 pm
oneirophrenia) wrote2005-03-01 05:23 pm
You've got to be fucking kidding me.
If you live in Kentucky, apparently you can't write short stories about zombies attacking highschools, especially if you're a highschool student, 'cause then you get arrested for making 'terroristic threats.'
1) I'm getting really sick of how overly-paranoid schools throughout the nation--not just in the Moron Belt (a.k.a. the entire southern and midwestern United States)--over-react to ANY perceived "threat" that could indicate another brewing Columbine massacre. Well, here's something you dumbfuck school administrators and guidance counselors apparently just don't get: don't worry about the student who write horror stories about zombies attacking schools, worry about the kids who put up websites in which they clearly state how much they want to slaughter everyone in Phys-Ed class. Don't worry about the handful of trendy loners dressed in black--worry about the mousey, quiet kid who's always the butt of everyone's jokes. Trenchcoats don't hide shotguns as well as blank faces and downtrodden demeanors.
2) Can the populace of the Southern United States POSSIBLY get stupider? There are some states--Florida, Texas, Louisiana--that produce a goodsized crop of decent, intelligent folks as well as slackjawed twang-tongued morons and Bushes, but it seems as though the vast majority of the Bible Belt states are just filled to brimming with the most idiotic inbred excuses for humanity the world has ever produced. My hatred of the South has grown so extreme over the last few years that anymore whenever I meet someone who talks with a backwoods drawl (and that includes many of the folks who live around me, because Fayette County is, for all intents and purposes, just as redneck as the Southern states) I just want to shatter his/her jaw without even thinking about it--which is not a good thing: simple common sense will tell you that just because someone hails from south of the Masey-Dixey Line does not automatically mean they are a chickenfucking, KKK-card-carrying hillbilly. Hell, I've an aunt and an uncle who both come from North Carolina, and they are perfectly intelligent, considerate people. But statistically, chances of meeting blockheaded future-Jerry-Springer guests from under the sweaty waist of the Bible Belt are a billion times more likely, which is why I plan to stay as far north as possible at all times. I might as well just move to Massachusetts and get it over with.
1) I'm getting really sick of how overly-paranoid schools throughout the nation--not just in the Moron Belt (a.k.a. the entire southern and midwestern United States)--over-react to ANY perceived "threat" that could indicate another brewing Columbine massacre. Well, here's something you dumbfuck school administrators and guidance counselors apparently just don't get: don't worry about the student who write horror stories about zombies attacking schools, worry about the kids who put up websites in which they clearly state how much they want to slaughter everyone in Phys-Ed class. Don't worry about the handful of trendy loners dressed in black--worry about the mousey, quiet kid who's always the butt of everyone's jokes. Trenchcoats don't hide shotguns as well as blank faces and downtrodden demeanors.
2) Can the populace of the Southern United States POSSIBLY get stupider? There are some states--Florida, Texas, Louisiana--that produce a goodsized crop of decent, intelligent folks as well as slackjawed twang-tongued morons and Bushes, but it seems as though the vast majority of the Bible Belt states are just filled to brimming with the most idiotic inbred excuses for humanity the world has ever produced. My hatred of the South has grown so extreme over the last few years that anymore whenever I meet someone who talks with a backwoods drawl (and that includes many of the folks who live around me, because Fayette County is, for all intents and purposes, just as redneck as the Southern states) I just want to shatter his/her jaw without even thinking about it--which is not a good thing: simple common sense will tell you that just because someone hails from south of the Masey-Dixey Line does not automatically mean they are a chickenfucking, KKK-card-carrying hillbilly. Hell, I've an aunt and an uncle who both come from North Carolina, and they are perfectly intelligent, considerate people. But statistically, chances of meeting blockheaded future-Jerry-Springer guests from under the sweaty waist of the Bible Belt are a billion times more likely, which is why I plan to stay as far north as possible at all times. I might as well just move to Massachusetts and get it over with.