Bring out your dead!

Whoah. Some French chick went and married her dead boyfriend, a police officer who's been deceased since 2002. That is gother than the gothest goth will ever be. That's so fucking goth, the reanimated skeleton of Horace Walpole himself is shaking its head, saying, "Damn! Foiled at my own game!"

Now, I wonder...is this marriage going to be consummated? Was the bride later photographed holding a shovel?