Ladies and gentlemen...my dreams have come true.

Debbie Gibson. Bare-arse naked. In Playboy.

Thank you, evilkellychan, you have made my day. I actually feel okay now--like, not dying! See? I can even capitalize and proofread my own writing once more!

This is no doubt just a mere respite before some other system in my failing body decides to cash in its chips and shut down, but hey...it's all good. I can die happy now, knowing that I have lived long enough to see realized one of my fondest teenage whack-off dreams.

THE GODS ARE GOOD.

I totally had one of these when I was fifteen.

You are a Yamaha DX-7
-You are the most popular FM synthesizer ever
-your digital bleeps and bloops offer a different
sound than analogs
-You are a child of the 80's
-You are very hard to get along with unless people
get familiar with you
-Your were very revolutionary
-You are mass produced
-You are liked by many


what synthesizer are you?
brought to you by Quizilla

I have no idea what ever happened to my DX-7. It just kind of...vanished, for some reason.