Come and get me in your glorious UFO, Lord G-Zus!

Hey, friends...are you (like me) Rapture Ready?!

Once again, SomethingAwful.com's "Weekend Web" feature has led me to coolness. There's nothing as amusing as reading posts from a bunch of Rapture-obsessed "Christians" ranting and raving about how the End Times started last Monday at 3:33pm.

When the Rapture comes, I'm going to be standing on my porch waving to all the good little Christians as they ascend into heaven to party with Big Poppa JC Numba 1. "And don't come back now, y'hear?" I will be shouting. And then, once they've all disappeared through the Glowing Black Hole Gate of Heaven, I'm going to call up my local neighborhood Antichrist Union Representative and demand they give me my friggin' mark already.

Das Bluthund Gang

THE BLOODHOUND GANG HAVE A NEW ALBUM COMING OUT ON 9/27!!!

Such great news. I hope it's incredibly stupid and awesome, just like the last one!

Duh-eeeeee.

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Actually, more like crypto-democratic neofascist.

The Precipice

The semester starts tomorrow. I have to be up at 7am. Ugh. But it should be cool. I'm ready to terrorize and warp minds as never before!

I also want to be Mr. Roboto. And I may very well demand my students refer to me only as "Mr. Roboto" or, even better, "Herr Doktor Roboto."

One last thought before sleep....

Man, I miss Sugar Ray. That was a great band.

I no longer miss Hootie and the Blowfish, however, because they have a new album out and it's fucking awesome.

Deep beneath this hardcore Goth exterior beats the inebriated heart of a diehard college-rock afficionado.