Alarming!

I just had a "blood runs cold" moment. As I was walking through the Cal U Student Union, questing after caffeine and sugar, I thought I saw Jessica. The mentally-deficient and, quite frankly, somewhat frightening Jessica I was briefly involved with earlier this year. But on closer examination, this girl was clearly not her--looked a LOT like her, with long blonde hair, but certainly not the "original Christine," as it were. It would be frightening if it were Jessica, however, because quite frankly Cal U has no academic standards and it's about the only university that would actually let her in.

Thank the gods it wasn't, however, as if it HAD been her, I would've been severely creeped out. But at least in that case I could've thrown her into the river and let its current carry her back to Pittsburgh!