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From this story about a guy who wants to feed his cat $900 cheese that he bought on eBay:

"Huggy is apparently the name of his cat, who loves cheese," Clothier said. "He has obviously got lots of money and just wanted his cat to have the best cheese possible."

You know...I spoil my cat rotten, but will I ever feed her a block of $900 cheese? FUCK NO! She likes the $5 cat food a lot more.

Date: 2005-05-31 06:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lyssabard.livejournal.com
Mmmmm....cheese....

Lys - wondering what $900 cheese tastes like...

Date: 2005-05-31 06:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mellawyrden.livejournal.com
where do I apply to be the companion animal to a wealthy fuck-nut?

*le purrrr*

Not only am I cute, but I have my own job! in my spare time, I like for everyone to leave me the fuck alone, except for the occasional shoulder massage. Surely I must qualify.

Date: 2005-05-31 06:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oneirophrenia.livejournal.com
I have a sudden, very pronounced urge to either rob a bank or start playing the Powerball Lotto on a daily basis.

Date: 2005-05-31 11:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mellawyrden.livejournal.com
Rob a bank! There's a greater chance of success. Powerball Lotto is so random.

Date: 2005-05-31 06:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blackcatbon.livejournal.com
damn... that is one expensive cat appetite

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