Ohyeah, and...?
Jun. 18th, 2005 01:02 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
oneirophreniaJessica Simpson's new "video" makes me sick. OK, she makes a fairly decent Daisy Duke--mainly because Catherine Bach is now far too old, and...well, Daisy Duke ain't nuthin' but trailer-park trash anyway, so it's not like it's a real stretch for Miss Simpson to play her.
But.
Seeing her gyratin' and a-twitchin' all over a honkytonk bar and rubbing her ass on the General Lee while clad in a wet pink bikini...it just leaves me cold. The "song" for the video is execrable--some kind of mash-up of Christina Aguilera and Nancy Sinatra, I think--and even though Simpson has a decent body that can hold my attention for about three seconds, once those three seconds are up I found myself assaulted with the sheer awfulness of the video and music, and a terrible sadness for poor ol' Willie Nelson for having to show up in the video.
I just want to bash that girl's head right in and save my man Willie, so he and I can roar the hell out of Dodge in the General Lee and then go back to The Grand Ol' Opry and record a cover of "Song Sung Blue" with Willie doing geetars and vocals and me throwing down some IDM beats behind it.
But.
Seeing her gyratin' and a-twitchin' all over a honkytonk bar and rubbing her ass on the General Lee while clad in a wet pink bikini...it just leaves me cold. The "song" for the video is execrable--some kind of mash-up of Christina Aguilera and Nancy Sinatra, I think--and even though Simpson has a decent body that can hold my attention for about three seconds, once those three seconds are up I found myself assaulted with the sheer awfulness of the video and music, and a terrible sadness for poor ol' Willie Nelson for having to show up in the video.
I just want to bash that girl's head right in and save my man Willie, so he and I can roar the hell out of Dodge in the General Lee and then go back to The Grand Ol' Opry and record a cover of "Song Sung Blue" with Willie doing geetars and vocals and me throwing down some IDM beats behind it.
