Grand Theft Pegritz

[oneirophrenia]

I'm currently designing my own video game, in which you play a gigantic tentacled mutant sent by The Government on a slaughter-everything-that-moves mission in a small Asian nation. The mutant will level up and acquire new special attacks by tearing the heads off of babies and sucking our their darling little brains. Also, you get Awesome Mutant Killer Points for every begging, pleading "noncombatant" you disembowel with your meathook tentacles.

But--in the game, if any female character shows you her breasts or--GASP!--her poona, your character will instantly die.

Because remember, kids! It's okay to butcher people, but don't make the focky with them or look at their titties or YOU WILL DIE!

Comments

MAN OF MY DREAMS.. kindasorta

[masochistmonkey.livejournal.com]

i just had this not too weird dream and you were in it.. kindasorta..

i was at a huge art/harley davidson convention (don't ask) which was followed up by an all night party at this bar/club with several rooms.

there was an older guy there who said he worked with you and that he used to live with you and some guy named Pinter. he said you each liked different wines. one of you liked beaujolais, another liked white wines and Pinter liked dry red wines. he said that he went bowling with you and Pinter had a bottle of cabernet sent to you at the bowling alley and that neither of you drank it so you came home with it and said that since he liked it so much, you picked up a 2nd bottle at the store JUST for him.

that was it.. pretty uneventful, but i like to tell people when i have a dream about them, even tho you were only a character in a story.

[beeporama.livejournal.com]

Video games need more tentacle rape.

[fkmedocrity.livejournal.com]

Friend me mister! or i'll show you my tits! and you'll die!
oh wait...then you still win. damn it.

[blackcatbon.livejournal.com]

I concur