Your SomethingAwful Quote of the Day

[oneirophrenia]

From today's Science Fair SWAT:

Zack: Tha ideal pancreas got a top that make you drop, a back end that don't stop and when you holla it go woop woop hell yeah

Dr. Thorpe: And the whole top diamond and the bottom row's gold.

Zack: And when you get it all worked up cristal [sic] pour up out the ducts

That's my kind of pancreas, let me tell you!

Comments

[aidinslevel.livejournal.com]

O_o... really now.....

[oneirophrenia.livejournal.com]

My pancreas has probably absorbed so much Jose Cuervo over the years that you could wring it out into a margarita glass and just add a dash of mixture and you'd be ready to go.

[pallmalls.livejournal.com]

> cristal [sic]

It's not a misspelling. Cristal is an expensive Champagne that usually runs several hundred dollars per bottle.

[aidinslevel.livejournal.com]

He is a lil white boy... you have to cut him some slack....

[oneirophrenia.livejournal.com]

I know dat, fool! I've been known to drink some Cristal--I mean, c'mon, you know I'm thuggin' with the best of 'em. But it's not capitalized! Proper name n' all that. Two points off the mechanics score for your paper!