Shite you NEED to know about me.

[oneirophrenia]

[Marital Status] Single. Don't even mention the concept of marriage around me.
[Height] 5'11" or 6'1"--not exactly sure, as I seem to grow and shrink periodically. This may, perhaps, be moon-related.
[Shoe size] I don't have a clue.
[Parents still together] My dad's dead.
[Siblings] None, thank the gods.
[Pets] Christyballs Greycat, and, unofficially, Black'n'Fat and Gross...the two black cats that just kind of hang out on my porch and chill.
[Sexual Preferance] Women. Preferably the nonpsychotic variety.

Favorites:
[Color] Black and Dark Purple, sometimes Silver.
[Number] Omega (the first transfinite number).
[Animal] Cats.
[Drink] Gatorade. Or tequila. Depends on situation.
[Soda] Mountain Dew.
[Book] Far too many to mention, but generally if it's by H. P. Lovecraft, Caitlin R. Kiernan, Cormac McCarthy, or Ian McDonald, I'll read it.

Do you...
[Color your hair?] I did in the past...don't anymore, though. [Twirl your hair?] No.
[Have tattoos?] Nope. Maybe soon, though.
[Have Piercings?] No, and I never will.
[Have a boyfriend/girlfriend/both?] No. Thank god.
[Cheat on tests/homework?] Not anymore.
[Drink/Smoke?] I rarely drink anymore, but when I do...dear gods.
[Like roller coasters?] NO WAY IN FUCKING HELL.
[Wish you could live somewhere else?] Not really, unless somehow Arkham, Massachusetts, suddenly becomes a real place.
[Want more piercings?] See above.
[Like cleaning?] No. I live in unimaginable clutter.
[Write in cursive or print?] My handwriting is virtually illegible unless I print carefully.
[Sweat a lot?] I despise sweating; hence, I avoid it as much as I can. When I'm rocking it out at 80s Nite, though, I can end up drenched.
[Own a web cam?] Yes, but I don't use it.
[Know how to drive?] Of course.
[Own a cell phone?] I have owned more cellphones than you will ever imagine. The damn things die on me constantly, but I need one for work, so....
[Ever get off the damn computer?] Rarely, anymore. Once the weather warms up, though, I'll be in the woods as usual.

Have you ever:
[Been in a fist fight?] Once. It wasn't even a fight, really....I just punched a kid in the stomach and he fell down, and then I felt real bad so I helped him to the nurse.
[Kicked someone in the nuts?] Accidentally, once.
[Stolen anything?] If it was small enough to fit in the pocket of a sport jacket, yeah, I stole the fuck out of it...at least, when I was in grad school.
[Held a gun?] Yes. And I fired it, too. At a can.
[Drank?] I've drunk enough to piss an ocean.
[Been so drunk you couldn't remember your name?] More times than I can remember.
[Considered a life of crime?] Yes.
[Considered being a hooker?] No. Who the hell would pay to hump my ugly ass?
[Cried over a girl?] Yes.
[Cried over a boy?] No.
[Lied to someone?] Yes, but it was never about anything major.
[Been in love?] Unfortunately, yes.
[Fallen for your best friend?] Not really. Had a slight crush on her at one time, yes.
[Made out with JUST a friend?] Thousands of times.
[Been rejected?] More than I haven't been.
[Been in lust?] Frequently. Usually every Saturday night when the tequila starts speaking to me.
[Used someone?] No.
[Been used?] Millions of times.
[Been cheated on?] Every time.

Currents...
[Current clothing] Old medical scrubs.
[Current mood] Sleepy, but I need to write, and this is just a warm-up for that.
[Current taste] Peanut butter!
[What you currently smell like] Some kind of orangey soap.
[Current hair] Floppy, uncut, unkempt, almost emo-ish.
[Current thing I ought to be doing] Entering grades into my computer, but that can wait until tomorrow.
[Current cds in stereo] Snoop Doggy Dogg, R&G: Rhythm & Gangsta...The Masterpiece
[Current crush] HILARY FUCKING SWANK. Oh, GODS, YES.
[Last book you read] Tom Piccirrili, A Choir of Ill Children.
[Last movie you saw] Million Dollar Baby. And it made me want to die.
[Last thing you ate] Peanut butter!
[Last person you talked to on the phone] Hell, I don't know....
[Do drugs?] Lots of them. Verapamil for my heart, Celexa for my head, assorted painkillers for my rotten joints, Benadryl for my nose and eyes...hell, i forget what all I'm on.
[Have a dream that keeps coming back?] Similar milieuxs--i.e., glimpses of alternate realities relayed to my brain via transdimensional electron transfer--but not repeating stories.
[Play an instrument?] The computer.
[Believe there is life on other planets?] Hell fucking yeah. And it better get her soon--and bring the death rays!
[Remember your first love?] Unfortunately, yes.
[Still love him/her?] Oh, gods know.
[Read the newspaper?] Blogs.
[Have any gay or lesbian friends?] Of course. How could you not?
[Believe in miracles?] No.
[Believe it's possible to remain faithful forever?] I could do it, and would like to--but I'm not about to ever believe than anyone else could, or would.
[Believe in God?] Only one that could be built out of a galactic computing network in a billion years or so.
[Do well in school?] 4.0 all through college.
[Go to or plan to go to college] PhD program at Duquesne or somewhere else, soon.
[Wear hats?] Cowboy hats, and my usual black leather kangol.
[Hate yourself?] Sometimes, but not very often anymore. These days, I just revel in my failings.
[Have an obsession?] Gary Numan.
[Have a secret crush?] Sort of....Nothing major, though.
[Collect anything?] Medical antiques, CDs, books, stuffed animals, bones, dead things, and robots.
[Have a best friend?] Hell yeah. siliconedreamer.
[Close friends?] Quite a few, in fact.
[Like your handwriting?] Actually, yes--it's illegible, but swank.
[Care about looks?] My own? Not one goddamned bit. Others? Yes.
[First crush] That I can remember? Morticia Addams. I shit you not.
[Single or Attached?] Very UN-attached.
[Do you believe in love at first sight?] Are you kidding me?
[Do you believe in "the one?"] I repeat....Are you kidding me?
[Have you ever played a game that required removal of clothing?] Many times.
[Are you a tease?] Well, I sure as hell CAN be! Never works, but I try.
[Shy to make the first move?] Usually.

Are you a...
[Wuss] Yes.
[Druggy] Prescription painkillers only.
[Daydreamer] I'm an English teacher, writer, and musician. What do you think?
[Freak] Freak of the Week.
[Dork] Very much so.
[Bitch/Asshole] Probably the biggest YOU'll ever meet.
[Brat] No.
[Sarcastic] Extremely.
[Angel] Only if you count the fallen kind.
[Devil] N'mosnikttiel...the Angel of Rage.
[Shy] I can be.
[Talkative] I rarely shut up for long.


Beware!