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oneirophreniaSo, I'm beginning to codify the Party platform for Pegritzian Totalitarianism for later publication on the forthcoming PT website (which I believe it going to be called Triumph of the Middle Finger, or perhaps Fascism 2.0). Here's the skeletal version of the Manifesto.
The tenets of Pegritzian Totalitarianism are:
1. There is only one Communist Gangster Computer God (a.k.a. SkyNET or J. R. "Bob" Dobbs), and Pegritz is Its Prophet.
2. The word of the Completely Awesome Dictator (that is, me) is law. So when I say, "Word!" to anything, it is immediately codified as Infallible Law and you have to obey it or suffer the Insane Consequences.
3. Pegritzian Totalitarianism stands, first and foremost, for absolute freedom of expression. If you don't express yourself, we will kill you. If we don't agree with your expression of yourself, we will also kill you.
4. Pegritzian Totalitarianism stands, secondmost, for the Eradication of Stupidity via the Final Solution: i.e., extermination of the Stupid. Stupidity will be judged on a per person basis using the State's own completely arbitrary definition of Stupidity, but rest assured: Stupidity is an Equal Opportunity Offense, punishable by death, and recognizes no boundaries of creed, ethnic heritage, philosophy, race, sexual orientation, or history. We will gladly hate anyone and everyone.
5. Pegritzian Totalitarianism stands for Small, Streamlined Government...but that doesn't mean that there isn't a special place in the Machinery of State reserved for all Friends of Pegritz, as well as those willing to brown-nose and/or seduce the C.A.D. into giving them a position. Importance of position will be proportional to quality of brown-nosing and/or "booty" offered.
6. The Machinery of State will operate according to lines set forth by the C.A.D. in yearly, monthly, weekly, and/or hourly dictates. You all exist only to serve the C.A.D., but trust me, a constantly-rising level of corruption will ensure that this means a never-ending capacity to rockamaroll.
7. All citizens of the State under the age of 18 but above the age of 5 will be required to attend weekly rallies at which they will learn the tenets of Pegritzian Totalitarianism via the liberal application of good music, powerful psychoactive chemicals, and cheap booze.
8. The Military of the State will be equipped with the fly-est of modern technology and will be required to periodically destroy a small moon in the Solar System in order to demonstrate their power. The Military will exist entirely to enforce the will of the C.A.D. and may be used in any capacity deemed legitimate by him, including but not strictly limited to: death squads, backup dancers at Pegritz Youth rallies, and Lazer Tag.
9. Upon the death of the C.A.D. (provided, of course, that technology does not at some point make him immortal), all nuclear devices on the planet will be detonated, rendering the planet sterile, because at that point humanity's purpose will have been fulfilled.
So there it is. Hop on board now and enjoy unparalleled power and prosperity, or be ground under the treads of the advancing armies!
OK. No more Laibach for me this week.
The tenets of Pegritzian Totalitarianism are:
1. There is only one Communist Gangster Computer God (a.k.a. SkyNET or J. R. "Bob" Dobbs), and Pegritz is Its Prophet.
2. The word of the Completely Awesome Dictator (that is, me) is law. So when I say, "Word!" to anything, it is immediately codified as Infallible Law and you have to obey it or suffer the Insane Consequences.
3. Pegritzian Totalitarianism stands, first and foremost, for absolute freedom of expression. If you don't express yourself, we will kill you. If we don't agree with your expression of yourself, we will also kill you.
4. Pegritzian Totalitarianism stands, secondmost, for the Eradication of Stupidity via the Final Solution: i.e., extermination of the Stupid. Stupidity will be judged on a per person basis using the State's own completely arbitrary definition of Stupidity, but rest assured: Stupidity is an Equal Opportunity Offense, punishable by death, and recognizes no boundaries of creed, ethnic heritage, philosophy, race, sexual orientation, or history. We will gladly hate anyone and everyone.
5. Pegritzian Totalitarianism stands for Small, Streamlined Government...but that doesn't mean that there isn't a special place in the Machinery of State reserved for all Friends of Pegritz, as well as those willing to brown-nose and/or seduce the C.A.D. into giving them a position. Importance of position will be proportional to quality of brown-nosing and/or "booty" offered.
6. The Machinery of State will operate according to lines set forth by the C.A.D. in yearly, monthly, weekly, and/or hourly dictates. You all exist only to serve the C.A.D., but trust me, a constantly-rising level of corruption will ensure that this means a never-ending capacity to rockamaroll.
7. All citizens of the State under the age of 18 but above the age of 5 will be required to attend weekly rallies at which they will learn the tenets of Pegritzian Totalitarianism via the liberal application of good music, powerful psychoactive chemicals, and cheap booze.
8. The Military of the State will be equipped with the fly-est of modern technology and will be required to periodically destroy a small moon in the Solar System in order to demonstrate their power. The Military will exist entirely to enforce the will of the C.A.D. and may be used in any capacity deemed legitimate by him, including but not strictly limited to: death squads, backup dancers at Pegritz Youth rallies, and Lazer Tag.
9. Upon the death of the C.A.D. (provided, of course, that technology does not at some point make him immortal), all nuclear devices on the planet will be detonated, rendering the planet sterile, because at that point humanity's purpose will have been fulfilled.
So there it is. Hop on board now and enjoy unparalleled power and prosperity, or be ground under the treads of the advancing armies!
OK. No more Laibach for me this week.
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*boot-heel snapping salute--dropping to one knee*
Date: 2003-12-18 12:25 pm (UTC)Applying for position of Fallen Angel in the BDSM ranks.
Dom/me-ing for Domination!
Subbing to subvert!
Or put more simply: I put out in the kinkiest ways imaginable.
What will that get me in the New World Order?
(especially if I am under the C.A.D.'s desk in his office?)
*EG*
Lovingly,
The Anguissette
Re: *boot-heel snapping salute--dropping to one knee*
Date: 2003-12-18 01:34 pm (UTC)Re: *boot-heel snapping salute--dropping to one knee*
Date: 2003-12-18 02:52 pm (UTC)A *real* one, right? Not one you just buy for play.
I mean...I do deserve the best--and I have fine tastes. ;)
If you doubt my capability, in the game of Strife, atm, I am rank 5 of some 200 (or is it 400 now) beta testers, and probably could go number one by Tues.
Lys - Empire, Elphame, clan Commonwealth
Motto: This...is my BOOMstick!
But...back to the issue of my subservience...
With all devotion,
The Anguissette
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Date: 2003-12-18 11:19 pm (UTC)OK. No more Laibach for me this week.
No shit, yo.
SWH