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LiveJournal Trading Cards Paid Account Edition oneirophrenia User Number: 1435840 Date Created:2003-11-04 Number of Posts: 79 Originally a teacher of college-level English composition classes, Patient 11001001001 is currently a resident at Arkham Asylum. Little else is known about him, other than that he likes to write music and collects old medical equipment. Strengths: Easily amused, easily sedated. Generally thought to be pretty good at teaching college kids how to write. Weaknesses: Fragile moods, occasionally vicious temper, unimaginably-low self-esteem., rarely drinks but when he does goes *way* overboard. Special Skills: Can drink entire bottle of Cuervo in ONE GULP! Also rumored to be able to educate students who generally loathe writing. Weapons: Numerous antique (1930s-era) scalpels and syringes, folding boot knife, fingernails, Cold Stare(tm). Sidekick: Christy, the Grey Cat of Doom

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