Jul. 21st, 2005

oneirophrenia: (Berzerk2)
I'm currently designing my own video game, in which you play a gigantic tentacled mutant sent by The Government on a slaughter-everything-that-moves mission in a small Asian nation. The mutant will level up and acquire new special attacks by tearing the heads off of babies and sucking our their darling little brains. Also, you get Awesome Mutant Killer Points for every begging, pleading "noncombatant" you disembowel with your meathook tentacles.

But--in the game, if any female character shows you her breasts or--GASP!--her poona, your character will instantly die.

Because remember, kids! It's okay to butcher people, but don't make the focky with them or look at their titties or YOU WILL DIE!

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