This is so wicked.

Dead body hangin' from tree mistaken for Hallamoween decoration!

That's the way to do it, lady--string yourself up across a busy road from some houses and at least in death your presence will lend a little "local color" to the area. It could've only been cooler if you'd stuffed your pockets with candy and pasted a sign to your chest reading HELP YOURSELF, KIDS!

SULU...A POOFTER!?

OMGWTFBBQ, GEORGE TAKEI IS A HE-STRUMPET?!?! No! A flamin' faeriefied FAGGOT?! A devotee of the Love Which Dare Not Speaks Its Name? A fluffball mary who probably sucked off Wesley Crusher on the deck of the Enterprise?! I can't believe it....I just...I can't...WHAT WOULD KIRK SAY? What would James Tiberius Kirk, Womanizer of the Galaxy and hard-core hetero heart-throb, have done had he known his Ensign Sulu was a man-sexer?!?! The Federation is clearly doomed if they allow such a sexxxy, svelte little Asian sweetheart to serve in their higher echelons of space. God will judge them. ALL HOMOSEXUALS MUST BE DESTROYED OR BROUGHT BOUND AND SCREAMING IN LEATHER AND CHAINS TO todomy's BASEMENT IMMEDIATELY. Oh, dear gods, Sulu....What's next? Uhura a deep-space dyke? SPOCK AND KIRK, SHIRTLESS, KISSING OVER BREAKFAST?!?!

OK, so George Takei is gay. Who. The. Fuck. Cares? I'm really sick of the media losing its shit and making a mountain of a molehill every time some random actor or actresses comes out of the closet. "Coming out" is generally an important personal event in a person's life, especially if they've kept their inclinations hidden for years, but: 1) it's no reason to sing and dance and celebrate with tickertape parades; and 2) it doesn't matter a lick to anyone but the person themselves.