This is, seriously, the BEST QUOTE EVER:

[oneirophrenia]

Connecting with these remote systems required at least a 300-baud modem which would produce a lovely series of shrill shrieking noises that resembled a Casio keyboard being given a battery acid enema by that retarded homosexual floating robot from "The Black Hole."

--from www.somethingawful.com.

I mean, hell...how often does one find the words "Casio," "Battery acid," "enema," "homosexual floating robot" and "The Black Hole" together in one sentence? Before today, NEVER.

Which is why this is truly the Best Quote Ever(tm).