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[oneirophrenia]

What will your Funeral be like? by rashock
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You will die by:	You died of natural causes. How sweet. Your funeral is an adverage open casket.
Death Date:	February 11, 2039
Number attending your funeral?	78
How much will you leave to friends and family?	$251,187
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Natural causes? Yeah, right....If you count as natural either 1) firing a laser through my head or 2) copying myself into a computer and then firing a laser through my head.

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[eolh.livejournal.com]

I'm wondering what an "adverage" open casket is. Is that, like, a brand name or something?

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[oneirophrenia.livejournal.com]

Adverage Open Caskets, Inc., produce the best open-top burial vault models on the market, so I guess I should take that assessment as a compliment!

Man, if I croke in 2039, though, that means I'll only be, like, 66 years old or so when Mr. Death comes knocking. Ohwell, by then they should have decent enough cryo technologies to ust freeze my head and then scan it into any quantum megacomputer.

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[eolh.livejournal.com]

That's ok, it's not even giving me that long . . .

What will your Funeral be like? by rashock
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You will die by:	You always were kinky in your sex life and took it just a bit to far. You died over doing breath control, blood play, or some other strange kink.
Death Date:	January 11, 2028
Number attending your funeral?	172
How much will you leave to friends and family?	$1,728,200
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But, um, yeah . . . death from my sex life. I'm sure that's, um, exactly how I'm going to go.

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[oneirophrenia.livejournal.com]

Same here--I'll probably shuffle off this mortal coil while pulling the pud to SuicideGirls.com or CNN.com or something, and then days later someone will find my bloated, whale-like corpse propped up in front of the computer, pants around ankles, crank in fist....And then it will EXPLODE and cover the entire room and everyone in it with...okay, well, you get the idea.