oneirophrenia | I doubt it.

Der Kommandant
Achtung! You are 7% brainwashworthy, 68% antitolerant, and 42% blindly patriotic

Opportunistic, patriotic to a fault, and not so fond of people who aren't just like you, you are like a Nazi General. Back in Germany in the 1940's, you would have been at the top of the asshole list. Not for Nazism, necessarily, but for your own sick, twisted values. Then, out of superior intelligence (relative to other Nazis, that is), you would've climbed to the top.

Conclusion: you would have been a Nazi, and most likely would have served them well.

- new test, it rules, take it -
The Terrorism Test

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 99% on brainwashworthy
You scored higher than 99% on antitolerant
You scored higher than 99% on patriotic

Link: The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test written by jason_bateman on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

Huh? Well, yeah, I would've joined the SS for the uniform only...but, what's this intolerance stuff? The only people I truly hate and would gladly pack into death camps are the stupid? Oh. Wait. Ninety percent of humanity is stupid. OK, yeah, maybe it's right then.

Quite frankly, I'd much rather join Laibach. That way you get to keep the cool uniforms but also write awesome music and cover "The Final Countdown."

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I'd like to point out that the Terrorism Test link pointed me to a test that decided I'm over 50% likely to die from terrorism in all three categories..... uh .... that's statistically unfounded actually. Less than .001% of the population has died in terrorist attacks in the United States in history. Great way to spread fear there!

That being said, I took the nazi test too:

The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 13% antitolerant, and 28% blindly patriotic

Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

The Would You Have Been A Nazi? Test

- it rules -

Uhm, OK.

I don't think that guy understands how the whole process occurred.

I doubt it.

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