So how about BootCamp for the Human Mind?

[oneirophrenia]

The brain boots up like a computer.

The thalamus, long though to be a primitive hunk of junk just chillin' deep in the ol' grey matter, is actually the brain's boot-loader--a sort of kernel/BIOS that boots up other pieces of neural hardware with (wait for it...wait for it...) little puffs of nitrous oxide!

So...does that mean I should keep a handful of whippits by my bedside instead of a coffee maker? 'Cause if I can just huff a can of whipped cream and boot right into PegritzOS in under 25 seconds, I'm there.

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[aidinslevel.livejournal.com]

I should go tell my local coffee hut about this so they can start stalking up on whippets... I wonder if those would have the cool little *burn proof* cardboard inserts as well ;)