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oneirophreniaThese women are paid to kiss each other and they still look like they are trying to lick shit off of a statue of Hitler.
The Horrors of Porn is, by far, my favorite SomethingAwful.com feature of them all--mainly because 1) porn is already funny no matter what you're saying about it; and 2) they always end up writing about completely goofy, surreal Japanese porn, which is already funny no matter what you're saying about it. Sometimes, I'm actually tempted to track these hideous wastes of film down just to watch them for laughs, but then I remember: why watch Supreme Lesbian Steak Fight Vol. 333440 when I can be watching quality Japanese cinema like Ringu or Godzilla vs. MegaPegritz 3000?
The Horrors of Porn is, by far, my favorite SomethingAwful.com feature of them all--mainly because 1) porn is already funny no matter what you're saying about it; and 2) they always end up writing about completely goofy, surreal Japanese porn, which is already funny no matter what you're saying about it. Sometimes, I'm actually tempted to track these hideous wastes of film down just to watch them for laughs, but then I remember: why watch Supreme Lesbian Steak Fight Vol. 333440 when I can be watching quality Japanese cinema like Ringu or Godzilla vs. MegaPegritz 3000?
