Another pointless, humorous update

[oneirophrenia]

Here's my horoscope from The Onion for this week:

Cancer: (June 22—July 22)
This week is a good one for romance in the workplace, and an even better one for necromancy in the breakroom.

Now, I double-dawg-dare anyone to tell me that astrology isn't a perfectly viable science when it can cough up results so absolutely, positively, typically Pegritzian for Cancer this week!