YOU are the Radiation People.
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oneirophreniaDon't let the stupid commercial fool you, folks: Polonium-210 is The Bizzomb(tm) when mixed in with Mountain Dew's Amp energy drink. Yumness! Hell, I've lived over an old mine my entire life: I think my body needs a steady input of radioactive isotopes to function. I've breathed in so much radon, my hair glows in the dark and I shit out control rods.
In related news, Andy Dick's new show on MTV, The Assistant, is really fucking funny. I totally dig Andy Dick. He is so incredibly annoying he has become my hero. I hate TV in general and MTV in particular, though, which is why it's surprising that I actually caught this show--but I was over my mother's place going through some old car paperwork (see below), so I turned on the TV for a little background noise and while flipping through the channels came across it. It totally makes fun of The Apprentice--which I never actually saw--and it's basically just a showcase for Andy Dick to be a dick to a bunch of people for laughs. Good performances all around, though, and, man, Stefani and Tanika are cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute.
After I finally got the computer crap straightened out yesterday, I had old car paperwork to go through. I'm selling my old 1994 Cavalier--the Hooptie, red beast of a million trips to Pittsburgh and muchbeloved beater--and I wanted to gather up the receipts for all the work I had done on it in the last year. I'm selling it to a fellow who lives down the street from me, the husband of one of my mom's old friends, and I want to be sure he knows exactly what he's getting when he takes it. I'm not asking much for it--about $700--considering that it's not in very good shape, it's now 10 years old, has nearly 200K miles on it, and it has a reconstructed title...which basically means it's good for nothing but short trips to work and maybe a turn in the demolition derby. I guess that's all Gerald wants with it, but that's okay. I gets my dollar-signs, he gets the car, and that's it! I don't care if he kills twelve people, stuffs them in the car, and then sets it on fire in his backyard. (But in that case, I at least want pictures.)
I'm gonna miss that old beast, though. Hell, I miss it already! I went out back yesterday and took many a picture of it.
In related news, Andy Dick's new show on MTV, The Assistant, is really fucking funny. I totally dig Andy Dick. He is so incredibly annoying he has become my hero. I hate TV in general and MTV in particular, though, which is why it's surprising that I actually caught this show--but I was over my mother's place going through some old car paperwork (see below), so I turned on the TV for a little background noise and while flipping through the channels came across it. It totally makes fun of The Apprentice--which I never actually saw--and it's basically just a showcase for Andy Dick to be a dick to a bunch of people for laughs. Good performances all around, though, and, man, Stefani and Tanika are cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute.
After I finally got the computer crap straightened out yesterday, I had old car paperwork to go through. I'm selling my old 1994 Cavalier--the Hooptie, red beast of a million trips to Pittsburgh and muchbeloved beater--and I wanted to gather up the receipts for all the work I had done on it in the last year. I'm selling it to a fellow who lives down the street from me, the husband of one of my mom's old friends, and I want to be sure he knows exactly what he's getting when he takes it. I'm not asking much for it--about $700--considering that it's not in very good shape, it's now 10 years old, has nearly 200K miles on it, and it has a reconstructed title...which basically means it's good for nothing but short trips to work and maybe a turn in the demolition derby. I guess that's all Gerald wants with it, but that's okay. I gets my dollar-signs, he gets the car, and that's it! I don't care if he kills twelve people, stuffs them in the car, and then sets it on fire in his backyard. (But in that case, I at least want pictures.)
I'm gonna miss that old beast, though. Hell, I miss it already! I went out back yesterday and took many a picture of it.
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Date: 2004-08-05 04:36 pm (UTC)