Get off my fucking bridge.

[oneirophrenia]

You are a troll! But dont worry Trolls are one of
the most frequent creatures of Scandinavian
fairy tales. They hoard gold. Trolls are very
large (around 9 feet tall) humanoids. They turn
to stone when exposed to sunlight and they
enjoy eating hobbits and dwarves. They live in
the forest and in mountains and caves to avoid
light.


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I'm down with that. But only if I'm a troll whose cave warren is equipped with broadband net access and thousands upon thousands of power outlets to supply my ever-growing energy needs.

Comments

[jdecay.livejournal.com]

I can understand needing a cave with braodband and electricity. But do you have a wallet that talks?