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[oneirophrenia]

Somethingawful.com has a wonderful "Horrors of Porn" review review of two midget pr0n version of Snow White and the Seven Dwarves. Hysterical!

Side thought: why isn't there more robot pr0n?

Comments

[trhodes.livejournal.com]

Define robot pr0n for me Mr. P. Once upon a time in high school I got my hands on this take with a porn movie entitled "Amber Aroused", and they had a robot in it...

Perhaps you should design something that fucks people within an inch of their life... And I don't mean lawyers or the IRS; they have patents. :)

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Tom Rhodes

The wicked truth.

[oneirophrenia.livejournal.com]

Such a thing *does* exist! In fact, it exists in several different forms, all of which may be witnessed on www.fuckingmachines.com. I stumbled upon that site one day and...jayzus, it nearly destroyed my mind. It is honestly, truly, terrifying. *shudder*

See, what *I* would like to see, though, is pr0n involving robots like PimpBot 5000 and others--no human androids and gynoids like Cherry 2000, but oldskool clunky metal robots. Watching them "do it" would be like witnessing two washingmachines humping, for instance, like in the Beck video for "Sexx Laws." The aim of this type of pr0n is, naturally, not to be erotic, but to be hysterical!

Hell, I can already envision one scene, in which a robot continually plugs its male power connector into another's female receptacle, all the while chanting (in a totally-vocoded Soundwave voice): "One Zero One Zero One Zero One Zero. End of line."

Re: The wicked truth.

[trhodes.livejournal.com]

That site is fucking crazy, looks like some of those chicks are going to be ripped apart y0!

The entire robots with the recepticles and binary speak is a fucking hilarious idea! To the Rat Shack we must go and get some electronics!

See, that is the reason we have CMU students! Automated sexual encounters of the some-number kind!

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Tom Rhodes

Re: The wicked truth.

[oneirophrenia.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that fuckingmachines site is just creepy as hell. Makes you wonder...just how *much* of a crackwhore do you have to be to want to submit to being reamed by a DILDO MOUNTED ON A PNEUMATIC PILEDRIVER?!

As to robopr0n...hell yeah. I seriously want to do a video for a song that is basically just male connectors being repeated plugged into female receptacles--of all kinds. It will make people's heads explode!