NOT The Tower.

I am The Chariot The Chariot often appears when hard control is or could be in evidence. At its best, hard control is not brutal, but firm and direct. It is backed up by a strong will and great confidence. The Chariot can mean self-control or control of the environment. This card also represents victory. There are many types of wins; the Chariot's is of the win-lose type. Your success comes from beating the competition to become number one. Such moments are glorious in the right circumstances. For a full description of your card and other goodies, please visit LearnTarot.com

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Interesting. For once, I am NOT The Tower, which is the card I almost always end up with. Could it be my existence is finally straining itself out of the crapper? Possibly. But when I read the description of "hard control" provided above, I can only think of one thing: A neofascist regime in which I control the existence of every living person and can therefore direct this pathetic species into a glorious existence centered around developing all manner of Cool Things(tm) for my eternal and, occasionally, bloodthirsty amusement.

greygirlbeast's memepropagation begins.

This is pretty cool, actually:

1. My favorite film in the Alien series is:
Aliens. Gods know I dig the original--the atmosphere in it is incredible--but the sequel has MORE aliens, plus a queen, and a giant loader mech.

2. My favorite Cure album is:
Head on the Door.

3. My favorite David Bowie album is:
Let's Dance or Scary Monsters.

4. My favorite film in the Matrix series is:
The Matrix. The rest fucking BLOW.

5. My favorite film in the Star Wars series is:
The Empire Strikes Back.

6. Complete this sentence: "Tofu is [ ]."
"...really good when fried to a blackened crisp."

7. My favorite Ridley Scott film is:
Blade Runner. No question about it.

8. My favorite John Carpenter film is:
The Thing. Sure, I love In the Mouth of Madness, Halloween, Prince of Darkness, and They Live a whole hell of a lot, too, but come on--NOTHING beats The Thing.

9. I first had sex at age:
19 or 20...or 28. I can't really remember.

10. My favorite season is [winter, spring, summer, or fall]:
Fall. All other seasons suck.

11. The Fifth Element and Dark City were two of the most brilliant sf films of the '90s (agree or disagree):
Two most brilliant sci-fi films of any decade.

12: Farscape or Stargate: SG-1 (you have to choose one or the other):
Neither. But, I guess, if I had to watch one of them, Farscape is the least silly.

13: I first had sex with another person at age:
see 9.

14: My favorite Kate Bush album is:
Dang....I forget the title, but it's the one with "Running Up That Hill" on it.

15: My favorite H. P. Lovecraft story/novella is:
"Nyarlathotep." Big surprise, huh? :)