Your Somethingawful.com Quote of the Day:

From today's Horrors of Porn feature...a review of the film Clown Porn:

Even Insane Clown Posse fans would retch Faygo from their bearded maws after a partial viewing of this clown-themed porno. You may think you run with the Dark Carnival, you may think you're Down With the Clown, but when you actually see a clown go down on another clown the only thing you're going to be down with is assisted suicide. What's a Juggalo? I say ignorant to the shocking reality of clown sex.

My gods, just read the review now--it's the funniest damn thing I've ever read on the site, I swear.

The Grey Side of the Force

So, like a dutiful nerd, I went to see Star Wars: Episode III today. Here what I thought--but ( beware, there are plenty of spoilers. )