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[oneirophrenia]

From today's Horrors of Porn feature...a review of the film Clown Porn:

Even Insane Clown Posse fans would retch Faygo from their bearded maws after a partial viewing of this clown-themed porno. You may think you run with the Dark Carnival, you may think you're Down With the Clown, but when you actually see a clown go down on another clown the only thing you're going to be down with is assisted suicide. What's a Juggalo? I say ignorant to the shocking reality of clown sex.

My gods, just read the review now--it's the funniest damn thing I've ever read on the site, I swear.

Comments

[absurdkarma.livejournal.com]

ignorant to the shocking reality of clown sex.

I wish I was. I actually dated somebody who was in to clown sex. Seriously. I think he actually had that DVD. He also had a staggering collection of midget porn. Coincidence? (insert involuntary shudder here)