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YAY, STILLERZ!
Sep. 11th, 2005 12:41 pmFootball season starts today. Now I can work on my beergut again!
Sep. 11th, 2005
“We are having awesome adventures in the bathroom.”
Do YOU need a colon cleansing? Click here to find out!
Seriously...I wonder this: why the hell are so many people literally obsessed with the performance of their shit-chutes? My grandfather's generation was ridiculously dedicated to mooking as many times a day as possible (5 times being what they perceived as "normal"). But that attitude still stands today! Reading the above "Colonix Cleansing System" site...well, it sure doesn't look like we've really come that far, have we?
Gentlemen, start your colons!
(Oh, and nice 44-yard kick there for the Stillerz. And Roethlisberger's playing great today, too.)
Do YOU need a colon cleansing? Click here to find out!
Seriously...I wonder this: why the hell are so many people literally obsessed with the performance of their shit-chutes? My grandfather's generation was ridiculously dedicated to mooking as many times a day as possible (5 times being what they perceived as "normal"). But that attitude still stands today! Reading the above "Colonix Cleansing System" site...well, it sure doesn't look like we've really come that far, have we?
Gentlemen, start your colons!
(Oh, and nice 44-yard kick there for the Stillerz. And Roethlisberger's playing great today, too.)
