oneirophrenia | Sep. 28th, 2005

This was amusing.

Last night, before the ol' writing group met at JoZart Studios in California, I spent most of the day grading papers and then stopped at Campy's, the pizza'n'sixpack joint across the street from the Studios, for the worst goddamned white pizza I've ever eaten in my life (it was edible, and very filling...just tasteless). Afterwards, I took a walk around to kill a little time and actually get some exercise. I was just wearing my usual "Mister Pink" cheap black suit, strollin' along, suckin' on a cough drop and lookin' at empty buildings and random shite.

Then this car drives by, full of girls. One particular chick with dyed-black hair and quite a few piercings leaned out and shouted, "HEY! HOW YOU DOIN'?"

To which I smiled, shrugged, and answered: "Just another day in the life of a buccaneer!" (I have no idea why that came to mind...it was just there.)

That got a good laugh, but as they were driving out, one of the others in the car was freakin' out, and I overheard her yell to the driver, "Ohmygod, that guy was so fucking hottt!"

Yes. With three T's.

That's never actually happened to me before. It was fun! Kind of flattering, but far too unusual and weird to really swell my head too much....I can still wear my hat.

However, I do feel as though my wang grew another inch because of that silly incident. :)

Thank you, drive through.