We want to PUMP YOU UP!

[oneirophrenia]

Hey, kids. Want to have a totally bitchin' time at your next party? Yes? Well, then! How about getting a bunch of your homies and homettes together and pump industrial-grade silicone into your bodies in order to make yourself look more "feminine"? Sure, you might die from it, but hey...it's all in good fun, and you don't want to be lame, do you?

The stupidity of people absolutely floors me sometime. Consider the following quote from the above linked article:

"Pumping parties," where people seeking a more feminine appearance have
silicone injected into their bodies, have been on the upswing in the
last few years, experts say. The silicone used at the parties is often
industrial-grade material like floor sealant.

FLOOR SEALANT!!! siliconedreamer is probably freakin' out right now after reading this....

Comments

[cyano.livejournal.com]

um, ew.

Darwin, why hast thou forsaken us!!!!

[siliconedreamer.livejournal.com]

I cannot even begin to explain just how I feel after reading this. Even the super high grade stuff that I use for appliance makeups and lifecasts should NEVER be directly injected.

What the hell are people thinking?!!