My Future Wife
Nov. 20th, 2005 06:16 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
oneirophreniaOMG, this is it, people! I've found THE ONE! And I sure as hell don't mean Keanu Reeves in a black trenchcoat.
Natalie Grechukha is a 31-year-old teacher of English from Kherson, Ukraine. Her hobbies include "music, traveling, reading, doing sightseeing, fishing, shooting at the target[1], going out somewhere with friends[2], spending quite evenings in a family circle[3], making coziness at home and taking care of flowers and plans[4]." She is looking for a man "who will make me feel loved, protected and cared for. Am I asking for too much??;-)" NOT TO ME, YOU AIN'T, SWEETHEART!
I am a little alarmed by one thing, though. I'm not much for kids, and she has one--but, according to her profile, her child is "boy 1999 years." I think I can handle that. I'm just not that great with children under a thousand years old. Once they cross that milennium threshold they're fucking AWESOME.
So, who's coming to the wedding?
[1] Which I assume means she was once a sniper for the KGB.
[2] Who knows where, but if the friends are there I guess it's fun!
[3] A little-known fact: all Ukrainians are related to one another (much like denizens of West Virginia), and are all practitioners of Thelema.
[4] Plans for conquering the entire world in the name of New Traditionalism, I hope!
Natalie Grechukha is a 31-year-old teacher of English from Kherson, Ukraine. Her hobbies include "music, traveling, reading, doing sightseeing, fishing, shooting at the target[1], going out somewhere with friends[2], spending quite evenings in a family circle[3], making coziness at home and taking care of flowers and plans[4]." She is looking for a man "who will make me feel loved, protected and cared for. Am I asking for too much??;-)" NOT TO ME, YOU AIN'T, SWEETHEART!
I am a little alarmed by one thing, though. I'm not much for kids, and she has one--but, according to her profile, her child is "boy 1999 years." I think I can handle that. I'm just not that great with children under a thousand years old. Once they cross that milennium threshold they're fucking AWESOME.
So, who's coming to the wedding?
[1] Which I assume means she was once a sniper for the KGB.
[2] Who knows where, but if the friends are there I guess it's fun!
[3] A little-known fact: all Ukrainians are related to one another (much like denizens of West Virginia), and are all practitioners of Thelema.
[4] Plans for conquering the entire world in the name of New Traditionalism, I hope!
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Date: 2005-11-21 01:59 am (UTC)SWH
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Date: 2005-11-21 03:42 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-11-21 09:28 pm (UTC)You are having this wedding in Vegas, right?
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Date: 2005-11-21 09:51 pm (UTC)