God bless you please, Mrs. Robinson.

[oneirophrenia]

Why is it that the only--and I do mean only--women really attracted to me are either <18 years of age or >50. Seriously...what's with women in those intervening 32 years? I go through life feeling like a dirty old man at one moment and Dustin Hoffman in The Graduate the next.

Maybe I should just join a friggin' swingers' club already and be done with it.

"Hi, I'm Pegritz. You're some well-aged but heavily-facelifted lawyer's adventurous wife. You want me to hit it while Big County Lawyer, Esq., watches? Sure, I can roll with that. Oh, and I can have your daughter, then, too? Yeah, that's doable, too....Heh. No pun-intended. Wait a sec. Big County Lawyer wants to do what? With my what? Shit, and I'm not even in prison....Le sigh. Allright, sure. Just so I'm not sitting in the damned house alone another night."

Comments

[deviant-1.livejournal.com]

Because anyone between that age is either married or was smart enough to move out of here. :)

[mellawyrden.livejournal.com]

yes, it's the marriage blight!!!