Ever feel like Woyzeck? Every damned day of my life. :)
My renal calculi (I love those words) are all calcium-based, too...so they're like jagged little thorns--hence the pain. The one I pissed out yesterday was, at best, the size of the period at the end of this sentence. You would've thought the fucker was the size and shape of the killer asteroid in Armageddon. Fortunately, though, the X-rays and whatnot showed nothing really visible in my kidneys...so I just need to drink a lot of water to constantly flush the tiny little demons out so they don't form anything bigger and badder.
I am the veritable King of Piss today. My bladder has sent a note to me just asking, "WHY?!?!"
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Date: 2006-02-12 10:10 pm (UTC)My renal calculi (I love those words) are all calcium-based, too...so they're like jagged little thorns--hence the pain. The one I pissed out yesterday was, at best, the size of the period at the end of this sentence. You would've thought the fucker was the size and shape of the killer asteroid in Armageddon. Fortunately, though, the X-rays and whatnot showed nothing really visible in my kidneys...so I just need to drink a lot of water to constantly flush the tiny little demons out so they don't form anything bigger and badder.
I am the veritable King of Piss today. My bladder has sent a note to me just asking, "WHY?!?!"