OK, *this* is all jacked up....(thanks martygreene!)

[oneirophrenia]

You're Matt! More geek than goth, your doll-like
femininity earned you a place among the
bishounen. What are you doing here at Laga,
anyway? Oh, right... It's KGB night. Can you
give us a ride to Eat'n Park afterwards?


Which Pittsburgh goth boy are you?
brought to you by Quizilla

Who the fuck is this guy? Never seen 'im before in my life. OK, I dig the hair, but...me, feminine? Maybe if I lost the gopher-butt. Anyway, here's the real results:


You're PEGRITZ! More of a rampaging goofball than a goth, you're legendary battlecry of "That's my jam!" has initiated a thousand nights of rockin' and rollin' and massive amounts of Cuervo consumption. What am I doing here at Laga? Bitching about how much I hate this EBM crap the damned kids like these days, drinking myself into a blind stupor, and flailing around like mad to any song written before 1989. Buy a NYARLATHOTEP CD and here what actual good music sounds like, dumbass.

There! That's better.

Comments

yeah.. i got that guy too

[bedlamboy.livejournal.com]

but then i changed my mind

http://www.livejournal.com/community/thoushaltnot/18564.html

but laga? who goes to laga anymore? shows are expensive.

Re: yeah.. i got that guy too

[alternakittyn.livejournal.com]

I love me some Eamon.

[raincrystal.livejournal.com]

You're Phil! You're a gentle, warm-hearted elf,
right down to your pointed ears. You use your
magickal skills to care for your friends, and
they love you dearly in return.


(http://quizilla.com/users/astrochan/quizzes/Which%20Pittsburgh%20goth%20boy%20are%20you%3F/)



OMG, I don't know this person, but he does completely look like he stepped off the Rivendell set. XP

[oneirophrenia.livejournal.com]

Holy crap, it's Legolas' younger brother!

I don't think I've ever seen so elfin a person in my life.

[eolh.livejournal.com]

Hm . . . I clicked on the "see all possible results" button, and I have no clue who any of those people are other than Alex. And I don't think I really want to know who any of them are, either.

[beeporama.livejournal.com]

They're all under-21 friends of the girl who made the quiz. Except Alexx, for whom she totally has the hots. ^_^

[oneirophrenia.livejournal.com]

No wonder I don't know any of 'em, then. I've gotta get onto Quizilla and make the *true* PGHGoth goth-boy quiz....Y'know, one in which every answer is just a version of me flipping the bird.

[ex-wolff493.livejournal.com]

Is that some sort of crazed Hawaiian shirt that you are wearing? For some reason I pictured you looking a lot different and I certainly didn't think you would have facial hair. (Not that its bad; I usually picture people looking completely different than they actually do - but then again people usually picture me differently as well :P)

[oneirophrenia.livejournal.com]

That shirt is actually an old polyester disco shirt from 1976 that has pictures of green women's faces printed on it in weird Lite-Brite patterns. Totally awesome.

And as to my gopher-butt (a.k.a. the small mass of fuzz on my chin), I haven't been clean-shaven in *years*--with the exception of most of last year, which was just a psychotic aberration.

I'm rather curious, though: how *did* you picture me? I've often wondered how I appear to folks, sight unseen.

[ex-wolff493.livejournal.com]

As to how I pictured you... usually I don't realize that I view someone differently until I actually meet them or see a picture of them. For some reason I didn't think you'd have facial hair; also, in that picture you look tall and thin and I didn't think you'd be tall... but now that I think about, pictures are no good judge of height :P So you could be three feet tall and I would never know. :P
You also really remind me of a darker haired version of this kid I was close friends with in high school that I haven't seen for a million years.

[oneirophrenia.livejournal.com]

Depending on day, I'm either exactly 6' tall, or 6'1". I have no idea why that is...maybe my spine is stretchy or something. Weird!

[ex-wolff493.livejournal.com]

Well compared to me without any of my ueber platforms... thats extremely tall.
*runs away screaming mindlessly*

[castironlocust.livejournal.com]

I think this is the CLEAREST picture I've ever seen of you, Derek.

Smokin' sideburns, by the way.

SWH

[oneirophrenia.livejournal.com]

TOTALLY non-Photoshopped! For once. I'm a big, big fan of the Gaussian blur....

I wish I still had bad-assed sideburns, but I hacked them all off a month or two ago. Ohwell, they'll come back eventually!

"I H.P. Love you"

[ex-wolff493.livejournal.com]

Haha, these are ridiculous:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/147618
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/81337

Re: "I H.P. Love you"

[oneirophrenia.livejournal.com]

OMGWTFBBQ--you just bought a chunk of my soul with those links. I haven't laughed that hard in ages!

"Mr. Cthulhu, you look so good in that fetching hat!"

Re: "I H.P. Love you"

[ex-wolff493.livejournal.com]

I'm going to sell that chunk of your soul to Cthulhu so that I can get some tentacle lovin', haha. I should have a tea party at home with all my Cthulhu stuffed animals, hehe, especially "Summer Fun" Cthulhu.

Re: "I H.P. Love you"

[oneirophrenia.livejournal.com]

"Summer Fun Cthulhu" may well be the next NYARLATHOTEP album title now!

Re: "I H.P. Love you"

[ex-wolff493.livejournal.com]

Haha, have you seen him? Lemme see if I can find you a picture...
http://www.trollandtoad.com/p107725.html
that *should* work.

I wish I had my big Santa Cthulhu with me:
http://www.entertainmentearth.com/prodinfo.asp?number=TYVHP005
There is nothing like waking up with wings wrapped around your head or tentacles (with jingle bells on the end) in your mouth.
I miss him :( This is the worst day ever and I think Cthulhu is the only thing thats going to make me feel better.

Re: "I H.P. Love you"

[oneirophrenia.livejournal.com]

Whoah. Summer Fun Cthulhu totally looks like Jimmy Buffet...if Jimmy Buffet were an eldritch, pre-human monster. (Which he *may* actually be.)

I went through the Worst Day Ever about two weeks ago, and, man, if it weren't for my cat and my Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man, I would've killed something.

Re: "I H.P. Love you"

[ex-wolff493.livejournal.com]

Yeah. This is definitely the Worst Day Ever. I'm always afraid to make any decisions on days like this. I wish I had Santa Cthulhu here with me :(