*This* close to opening fire.
Oct. 5th, 2004 03:10 pmIf Penn State does not get my fucking direct deposit shit figured out by tomorrow morning, I am going to blow like Mt. St. Helens on a bad day.
First of all, when I planned my finances out for this month and the remainder of the semester, I was expecting, say, approximately $1500 a month from them--but now it turns out that because the semester started at the beginning rather than the end of the pay period their divying up the cash completely differently, and I'm only receiving about $1000 a month now. Pitiful. All my financial planning for the remainder of the year is now officially shot to hell, and I have to redo everything. How grand.
But I can deal with that--it's more of an annoyance than an actual problem. But the fact that Penn State cannot, for some reason, seem to deposit my paycheck is a HUGE FUCKING PROBLEM that they'd better have figured out by tonight, or I'm going ICBM on them.\\
First of all, they had the wrong account number, so when they tried to wire me my dollar-signs last week it naturally wouldn't go through. They of course did this on Friday, which meant I couldn't get anything straightened out until today. Now they have my correct account number but National City isn't accepting the payment yet because they haven't even made it.
I have bills to pay. If I don't get this money by MOTHERFUCKING TOMORROW my entire groove for paying off this fucking laptop and shit will be sunk and I'll be so goddamned deep in late-payment fees I won't be able to get anything straightened out until next month.
National City can suck my fucking dick, too, while they're at it: they're reporting to me that I have $40 less now than I do...another thing I have them working on even as we speak. I can't even get something to eat today unless I fucking charge it to my credit card because I'm afraid to use my debit for fear of accidentally overdrawing my account somehow. Don't worry about the details: suffice to say, this is complete horseshit and I need it dealt with immediately.
If tomorrow dawns and I'm still paycheck-less, there will be absolute Hell To Pay(tm).
First of all, when I planned my finances out for this month and the remainder of the semester, I was expecting, say, approximately $1500 a month from them--but now it turns out that because the semester started at the beginning rather than the end of the pay period their divying up the cash completely differently, and I'm only receiving about $1000 a month now. Pitiful. All my financial planning for the remainder of the year is now officially shot to hell, and I have to redo everything. How grand.
But I can deal with that--it's more of an annoyance than an actual problem. But the fact that Penn State cannot, for some reason, seem to deposit my paycheck is a HUGE FUCKING PROBLEM that they'd better have figured out by tonight, or I'm going ICBM on them.\\
First of all, they had the wrong account number, so when they tried to wire me my dollar-signs last week it naturally wouldn't go through. They of course did this on Friday, which meant I couldn't get anything straightened out until today. Now they have my correct account number but National City isn't accepting the payment yet because they haven't even made it.
I have bills to pay. If I don't get this money by MOTHERFUCKING TOMORROW my entire groove for paying off this fucking laptop and shit will be sunk and I'll be so goddamned deep in late-payment fees I won't be able to get anything straightened out until next month.
National City can suck my fucking dick, too, while they're at it: they're reporting to me that I have $40 less now than I do...another thing I have them working on even as we speak. I can't even get something to eat today unless I fucking charge it to my credit card because I'm afraid to use my debit for fear of accidentally overdrawing my account somehow. Don't worry about the details: suffice to say, this is complete horseshit and I need it dealt with immediately.
If tomorrow dawns and I'm still paycheck-less, there will be absolute Hell To Pay(tm).