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oneirophreniaY'all remember that thousand-year-old crustyfucked grilled cheese sandwich bearing the supposed visage of the Blessed Virgin Mary that some crazy old bag from Florida put up for big on eBay? Well, according to what I just heard on the radio as I was driving in to work, the fucker just sold for $70,000.
The best thing is, though: while trying to substantiate this story, I've discovered (via Google, of course) that there are many, many articles written by Christians denouncing this Sandwich of the Lord as just the latest example of human gullibility, mass stupidity, and wholesale desperation on the part of those poor dispossessed souls who have nothing to hang on to.
All this coming from a group of people who believe the world was created in six days by an unseen character who is supposedly the architect of All There Is(tm) but whom no one has ever physically seen. Talk about the pot calling the kettle black. Before you go denouncing some moron who paid $70 grand for a moldy ol' lucky sandwich, maybe you'll want to take a look at yourself and realize that you believe that a two-thousand-year-old, semi-random compilation of Jewish myths and cultural histories is the very definition of your existence.
Once again, the complete stupidity of humanity astonishes me. Now if only I can perfect my waffle iron that will imprint the portrait of Jesus Harold Christ on hot-pockets, I'll be a fucking jillionaire in under a week.
The best thing is, though: while trying to substantiate this story, I've discovered (via Google, of course) that there are many, many articles written by Christians denouncing this Sandwich of the Lord as just the latest example of human gullibility, mass stupidity, and wholesale desperation on the part of those poor dispossessed souls who have nothing to hang on to.
All this coming from a group of people who believe the world was created in six days by an unseen character who is supposedly the architect of All There Is(tm) but whom no one has ever physically seen. Talk about the pot calling the kettle black. Before you go denouncing some moron who paid $70 grand for a moldy ol' lucky sandwich, maybe you'll want to take a look at yourself and realize that you believe that a two-thousand-year-old, semi-random compilation of Jewish myths and cultural histories is the very definition of your existence.
Once again, the complete stupidity of humanity astonishes me. Now if only I can perfect my waffle iron that will imprint the portrait of Jesus Harold Christ on hot-pockets, I'll be a fucking jillionaire in under a week.
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The Sammich
Date: 2004-11-22 09:26 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-11-22 10:14 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-11-22 11:25 pm (UTC)No self-respecting mold would ever grow on that....
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Date: 2004-11-23 08:03 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-11-23 07:02 pm (UTC)--
Tom Rhodes