Scissor Sisters

do this incredible cover of Pink Floyd's "Comfortably Numb."

They turn it into a Donna-Summer-esque disco-house song.

Which you would think would be absolutely sacrilege, but it's just so goddamned catchy.

They may be my new favorite band.

And, as usual, I owe it to siliconedreamer for first telling me about them about a month ago.

The Mission!

OK, folks--here's what I got to get for Tekkoshocon this weekend:

A red-and-orange fire camouflage t-shirt.

That is all I need. If anyone knows where I can score one of these, let me know.

And if you can guess, based on that, what my "costume" is going to be, then you will receive Mad Props(tm) and quite possibly a box of Girl Scout cookies.

That's right, folks--you know it's your favorite word.

This page is fucked up.

OK, *this* is all jacked up....(thanks martygreene!)

You're Matt! More geek than goth, your doll-like
femininity earned you a place among the
bishounen. What are you doing here at Laga,
anyway? Oh, right... It's KGB night. Can you
give us a ride to Eat'n Park afterwards?


Which Pittsburgh goth boy are you?
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Who the fuck is this guy? Never seen 'im before in my life. OK, I dig the hair, but...me, feminine? Maybe if I lost the gopher-butt. Anyway, here's the real results:


You're PEGRITZ! More of a rampaging goofball than a goth, you're legendary battlecry of "That's my jam!" has initiated a thousand nights of rockin' and rollin' and massive amounts of Cuervo consumption. What am I doing here at Laga? Bitching about how much I hate this EBM crap the damned kids like these days, drinking myself into a blind stupor, and flailing around like mad to any song written before 1989. Buy a NYARLATHOTEP CD and here what actual good music sounds like, dumbass.

There! That's better.