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Smartass You are 85% Rational, 85% Extroverted, 100% Brutal, and 85% Arrogant.

You are the Smartass! You are rational, extroverted, brutal, and arrogant. You probably consider people who are emotional and gentle to be big pussies who are obviously in lesser stature than you. You have many flaws, despite your seeming intelligence and cool-headedness. For instance, you aren't very nice. In fact, you're probably an asshole. And you are conceited and self-centered. Not only that, but you are very loud and vocal about all this, seeing as how you are extroverted. There is no better way to describe you than as a "smartass", I'm afraid. Perhaps just "ass" would do, too. But that's a little less literary and descriptive. At any rate, your main personality defect is the fact that you are self-centered, mean, uncaring, and brutally logical. To put it less negatively: 1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive. 2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted. 3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle. 4. You are more ARROGANT than humble. Compatibility: Your exact opposite is the Emo Kid. Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Capitalist Pig, the Braggart, and the Sociopath. * * If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42% Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well. Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored near fifty percent for certain traits. The other personality types: The Emo Kid: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Humble. The Starving Artist: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant. The Bitch-Slap: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Humble. The Brute: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant. The Hippie: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble. The Televangelist: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant. The Schoolyard Bully: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble. The Class Clown: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant. The Robot: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Humble. The Haughty Intellectual: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant. The Spiteful Loner: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Humble. The Sociopath: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant. The Hand-Raiser: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble. The Braggart: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant. The Capitalist Pig: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble. The Smartass: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 74% on Rationality You scored higher than 84% on Extroversion You scored higher than 99% on Brutality You scored higher than 94% on Arrogance

Link: The Personality Defect Test written by saint_gasoline on Ok Cupid

See....I don't regard arrogance, brutality, or general assholery to be a defect--rather, I see them as necessary to one's emotional wellbeing!

R.I.P.: The Disco Infiltrator

Well, it's pretty damn certain now: my tearing-up-the-dancefloor-with-mad-robot-moves days are probably over. Last night at Ceremony I actually forced my crippled ass to jig about to two song--The Bravery's "Honest Mistake" and The Faint's "I Disappear" (which really should be the Pegritz Theme Song)--and today I can barely move. Every muscle in my body is screaming with agony and even the painkillers can't really take it all away. Que horrible! Fuck this fibromyalgia shit: it is totally busting my groove. This wouldn't be so bad if I could just sit around in the bar and drink...but I don't really drink anymore, either. I think the next time I go out I'm probably going to have to load up my laptop with old Atari ROMs and an emulator and spend the night playing Missile Command or Kaboom! or Barnstorming....

You have no idea how true this is.

I Am

Which tarot card are you?

Willful bondage to the material. Discontentment, weakness, wrongful use of forces. Ensnaring patterns.

A goat-headed, batwinged figue with an inverted pentacle atop his forehead strides outward, one hand raised i blessing, the other lowered and holding and inverted torch. Chained to the pedistal on which he sits are a male and female couple with the animal features of horns and tails. The chains are those of material life. The horns and tail of the couple represent man's animal nature. The card signifies extraordinary energy bound by dualism and materialism. This card is the opposite of The Lovers.

Story of my life. I'm surprised, though, that I didn't end up with The Tower, like usual! Actually, this is the first time The Devil has ever come up in reference to me. Intriguing.