Weird iTunes day-starter courtesy of laerm

INSTRUCTIONS: Go to your iTunes and put it all on shuffle. Say the following questions aloud, and after each one press play. Use the song title as the answer to the question....

What do you think of me, iTunes?
Architect, "Moonshine (Live Version)"
(Huh? That's a bizarre start....)

Will I have a happy life?
Thompson Twins, "Future Days"
(I always live twenty minutes into the future, so it makes sense.)

What do my friends really think of me?
Clan of Xymox, "There's No Tomorrow"
(Oh, dear.)

Do people secretly lust after me?
Apoptygma Berzerk, "Enjoy the Silence (Live)"
(No surprise there.)

What does [insert significant other] think of me?
Vitalic, "Polkamatic"
(....The fuck? Does this mean I shoud, like, be dating some old Polish lady?)

How can I make myself happy?
Cypress Hill, "Hand on the Glock"
(YES! Give me all your fucking money or I'll ventilate your head.)

What should I do with my life?
Elegant Machinery, "State of the Nation"
(I think that means I should go into politics. Or start another synthpop project.)

Why must life be so full of pain?
My, "Hello Bored Biz Man"
(We go to work, we come home, we go to work, we come home....)

How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
Peter Doherty, "Can't Stand Me Now"
(Play goofy British acoustic folk music? Or just get it on with women who can't bear the sight of me [which would be nearly all of them]?)

Will I ever have children?
Tubeway Army, "Me My Head (Live)"
(Only if I can clone myself, it seems.)

Will I die happy?
Bananarama, "Strike it Rich (12" Version)"
(WORD.)

Can you give me some advice?
Amon Tobin, "Golfer vrs. Boxer"
(I guess I should take my one golf club out and beat the shit out of a boxer tonight....)

What do you think happiness is?
Tears for Fears, "Power"
(WORD.)

What's your favourite fetish?
Blur, "Song 2"
(Don't ask me. Girls who like to yell "Woo-hoo!"?)

NO!

NOT GILLIGAN!