Headline Phun

I just saw this headline on News.com--PRODIGY UP FOR SALE--and I got all excited thinking I could buy the band and then fire all the members except for that crazy guy with the six mohawks and all the facial piercings, who'd be the new frontman for Nyarlathotep, and could jump around and do crazy shit like chew off the tip of his tongue on stage while I'm just sitting in the back playing with all the great hardware synths.