This is my fucking JAM(tm)!

[oneirophrenia]

I fidget with the digit dots and cry an anxious tear

As the XU-1 connects the spot

But the matrix grid don't care

Get a message to my mother

What number would she be

There's a million angry citizens

Looking down their tubes at me



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There's safety in numbers, they say

'Cause the figures never lie

No perfect persons ever noticed one computer die

I'm programmed to a schedule

What will the answer be

Is it suicide run till the work gets done

'Cause the matrix grid don't say



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Jammed up tight by red traffic lights

Advance one level on green

These opportune commuters

They're blasting on their hooters

I fidget with the digit dots

Frustration rules out there

As the XU-1 connects the spot

But the matrix grid don't care



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Com-put-er Games

Mi-Sex, "Computer Games."

Yes, there will be a Retar-D2 cover eventually. DUH!