oneirophrenia | That which is TOTALLY FRESH

OK, show of hands: who here has never heard of the Kostnice Ossuary? Those of you who haven't, turn in your goth cards right now, because how can you call yourself a drooling savage creature of the night without knowing about a church built almost entirely out of human bones?! The sick thing is, I'm seriously considering how many graves I need to dig up in order to scam enough bones to build my own skeletal chandelier. Yeah, I know, it's a little Ed Gein-ish...but I'm not planning on wearing the mummified skins of fresher corpses and sewing together belts made of nipples and whatnot. OK, yeah, I am. Call me the Dead Body Man.

Also, THIS CAT IS SO AWESOME. I mean, who wouldn't want a black cat that has five toes on each paw and two tongues. My Christy wakes me up sometimes by licking my face. I think if my cat woke me up by licking my face with two tongues, I'd probably freak out pretty bad. But it would still be fresh as can be!