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Oct. 21st, 2005 03:45 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
oneirophreniaOK, let's see...what does Pegritz need? At least, according to Google.
NOTHING! In my manifestation as Pegritz the Solipsist, I require nothing at all.
Allrighty, then. How's'about what Derek needs?
Derek Needs - a dated list of TV Comedy shows. (Particularly those involving lots of "wang" jokes.)
DEREK NEEDS OUR MOJO. Please send all the positive energy possible to Derek. (You're goddamned right I do! Keep it comin', ladies!)
Derek Needs A Woman! (Yeah, no shit....But do I really want one? Sadly, the answer if probably yes.)
Derek needs Heartworm treatment. (Yes. Please. This may or may not help with the situation above.)
Derek needs to save this book. (What books, you ask? The Book of Satan, of course!)
Derek needs YOUR help in writing his next book! (I DO! So if you have any knowledge of nanotechnology, Machine Intelligence infrastructure, spacetime/megascale engineering, or transhuman psychology, get on deck!)
Derek Needs A Vacation! (From life. Seriously. Freeze me for seventy years and thaw me out when things are cool like the 1980s again.)
Derek needs Laurel's objectivity more than her love. (And by "objectivity" I mean her poona. No, wait--I mean her mind. Yeah. That.)
Derek needs to access the internet to gather the latest weather information. (I hear there's a 55% chance of meteors tonight, so I'd better be prepared.)
Derek needs a creative, imaginative lawyer that can provide a flash of inspiration (![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
iuile? Can you hook me up with a "flash?")
Lastly, Derek needs to assume more vocal leadership on this year’s team. (YOU HEAR THAT, BITCHES? MORE VOCAL LEADERSHIP MEANS LOUDER VOCAL LEADERSHIP!)
OK, that was fun.
NOTHING! In my manifestation as Pegritz the Solipsist, I require nothing at all.
Allrighty, then. How's'about what Derek needs?
Derek Needs - a dated list of TV Comedy shows. (Particularly those involving lots of "wang" jokes.)
DEREK NEEDS OUR MOJO. Please send all the positive energy possible to Derek. (You're goddamned right I do! Keep it comin', ladies!)
Derek Needs A Woman! (Yeah, no shit....But do I really want one? Sadly, the answer if probably yes.)
Derek needs Heartworm treatment. (Yes. Please. This may or may not help with the situation above.)
Derek needs to save this book. (What books, you ask? The Book of Satan, of course!)
Derek needs YOUR help in writing his next book! (I DO! So if you have any knowledge of nanotechnology, Machine Intelligence infrastructure, spacetime/megascale engineering, or transhuman psychology, get on deck!)
Derek Needs A Vacation! (From life. Seriously. Freeze me for seventy years and thaw me out when things are cool like the 1980s again.)
Derek needs Laurel's objectivity more than her love. (And by "objectivity" I mean her poona. No, wait--I mean her mind. Yeah. That.)
Derek needs to access the internet to gather the latest weather information. (I hear there's a 55% chance of meteors tonight, so I'd better be prepared.)
Derek needs a creative, imaginative lawyer that can provide a flash of inspiration (
iuile? Can you hook me up with a "flash?")Lastly, Derek needs to assume more vocal leadership on this year’s team. (YOU HEAR THAT, BITCHES? MORE VOCAL LEADERSHIP MEANS LOUDER VOCAL LEADERSHIP!)
OK, that was fun.
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