oneirophrenia | Things that rhyme with "Ewwwwww!"

While I'm thinking about it, I've got some hysteria for y'all. One of my old college cronies now occasionally writes reviews for some pr0n site that sells primarily DeeVamaDees by Vivid and several of the other Big Name pr0n studios. He knows I always get a solid laugh out of pr0n reviews thanks to the incredibly weird vocabulary that frequently pops up in said reviews when reviewers are speaking of various acts of coitus, fellatio, cunnilungus, and booty-poppin'. Some of my favorite previously-encountered terms have been "peepee-sauce", "beef curtains", and "Tha Joy-Hole" (spelled exactly that way). But, man, Rob just about gave me a heart-attack today when he emailed me the text of a review (that he did not himself write, unfortunately) which featured the following Quote of the Day(tm):

"Tom Boner jerks up a sticky stew for you in this stiff-o-riffic panoply of cum-hungry cumsluttage!"

That sounds like something I would come up with when drunk on IRC....Or just drunk. Or sober, for that matter--but the point is:

"Sticky stew?"

What...does the guy's wonder weasel dispense a fine blend of Dinty Moore and Super Hold Epoxy?