They really didn't have a pie-slice for Pantshitting Terror of Psychos, did they?

[oneirophrenia]

<td align="center">Romance


Romance is most important in a boyfriend/girlfriend. You need romance in your life. You love the extra dimension that romance brings to a relationship and you tend to fall in love very quickly.


Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com</td>

Way to blow it, quiz thingee. The last fucking thing I want to receive--or give--is "romance." I don't give a flying fuck if someone buys me roses or a new keychain, and I sure as hell will NEVER drop a sizable amount of dollar-signs for someone else again. Romance is nothing more than a potlatch game, and I'm not out to impress anyone with my gift-giving and date-remembering prowess. None of that matters an ounce to me.

What does matter? Trust. Consistency. Stability. I'm not exactly looking for any kind of relationship right now--in fact, I'm pretty much actively avoiding it--but, hey, if I were on the prowl again (if ever), those three categories are the main things I'm asking for. I'm not selling myself cheap by just relying on those--there are other factors that are important, too--but without those three, you can't cross GO, you can't collect $10, and you sure as HELL won't be getting a second call from me.

Love is a battlefield. And right now I've signed a nonaggression pact with the world. But should I ever take to the fields of glory once more, you can damn well be sure I'm coming fully-armed, heavily-armored, and ready to mangle any fucker who dares to throw flak my way.

Comments

[hackess.livejournal.com]

Wow. Equal parts for everything else.

Kill me with kindness, not roses, kthx.

[oneirophrenia.livejournal.com]

Now that I can do! I *like* being nice to people--in fact, it's one of the few things I pride myself for being able to do very well.