Didn't I see this in, like, a 1980s horror movie?

[oneirophrenia]

Some 18-year-old nutsac in Illinois has been arrested for kidnapping two children to use in a "Satanic ritual" to get his former girlfriend back.

No, seriously...wasn't that the plot to one of those goofball heavy-metal horror movies from the '80s? It probably had a bitchin' Satanic title like Blood Ritual or Heavy Metal Heart-throb Goes To Hell, and you can bet W.A.S.P. was on the soundtrack.

I FUCK LIKE A BEAST!

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[mellawyrden.livejournal.com]

I FUCK LIKE A BEAST TOO!

oh wait, you were only quoting W.A.S.P. lyrics or something weren't you..

the narcotics overload is making me more forthright than usual. Scuse me... scuse me...

[oneirophrenia.livejournal.com]

Feel free to be as forthright as you like regardless of your blood's opiate levels! I highly encourage it. :) Especially considering that, yes, I was quoting W.A.S.P., yet...that song is probably my favorite alltime W.A.S.P. song for a reason. He he heeeeeee.

(Yeah, because in intimate situations I tend to undergo spontaneous lycanthropy. From what I gather, it can be fun...as long as you can deal with the sudden explosion of back hair. And the tail.)